Step 1 : Introduction to the question "4. According to "The Old New Thing", what jobs have seventh graders said they want to do when they grow up?"
...1. Dog consultant, frustrated, and getting paid to argue 2. Giving it my all, turning theories into farts, and a Huskie 3. Blow up stuff, architecture, and bankrupt 4. All of these These are direct quotes from seventh graders, although I corrected the misspellings in them. I don't remember seeing the "turning theories into farts" table on career day!