Step 1 : Introduction to the question "2. Breakfast, or any other meal, would be embarrassing if you had what problem?"
...1. a slap in the face 2. egg on your face 3. pansy face 4. leather face The most appropriate explanation of the origin to this phrase dates back to when actors had eggs or fruit thrown at them on stage. I always leaned toward grapefruit in the face a la James Cagney and Mae Clarke in 'Public Enemy'.