Step 1 : Introduction to the question "4. What is commonly known as a cow-pie?"
...1. A get-together with cows where you eat pie 2. A beef dessert fit for consumption 3. Fecal material from the bovine species 4. A dessert that a cow baked for you That's right, no matter how delicious it sounds, a cow-pie is nothing more than digested waste from a cow.