Step 1 : Introduction to the question "5. "Pass me a serviette please, I spilled my poutine on the chesterfield." What did I just say?"
...1. pass me a spoon, I dropped my ice cream on the carpet 2. pass me a newspaper, there's a spider on the table 3. pass me a plate, I dropped my steak on the patio 4. pass me a napkin, I dropped my fries with cheese and gravy on the sofa "Serviette" and "chesterfield" are words I have only heard used by my grandparents and their generation. Poutine was a cafeteria favourite when I was in high school; it's very difficult to mess up fries with cheese or cheese curd, and gravy.
