[Answer] 9. You are taking small stacks off a pile of paper, rolling them into a tube, massaging them a bit, then unrolling and patting them down flat again. What are you doing?

Step 1 : Introduction to the question "9. You are taking small stacks off a pile of paper, rolling them into a tube, massaging them a bit, then unrolling and patting them down flat again. What are you doing?"

...1. Straightening out copier curl 2. Sorting file copies 3. Plumping for a mental health day 4. Assembling your chronological file Remember the early fax machines? Early copiers worked just like them. If the paper didn't come out of the machine curly, it came out slightly damp.

[Answer] 2. This friend is close to my heart. Some call him a bit of a dog, but to me he is sweet as chocolate. I know he often has a heavy cross to bear. Which nation, whose currency is the Euro like Vatican City, am I talking about now?

Step 1 : Introduction to the question "2. This friend is close to my heart. Some call him a bit of a dog, but to me he is sweet as chocolate. I know he often has a heavy cross to bear. Which nation, whose currency is the Euro like Vatican City, am I talking about now?"

...1. Mongolia 2. Malaysia 3. Malta 4. Mozambique Malta is an island state that can be found in the Mediterranean Sea. It is to the south of the Italian island of Sicily. It was once part of the British Empire, but became an independent state in 1964. At first Queen Elizabeth II of England remained head of state, also holding the title of Queen of Malta. At the end of 1974 the country declared itself a republic. The capital of Malta is the city of Valletta. The Maltese dog is said to come from the island, or at least the region surrounding Malta. It is also associated with the city of Melita, that once existed on the island of Sicily. Maltesers are a type of chocolate covered, malted milk ball. Their name is not said to have been derived from the island. One of the symbols that is associated with the island is the Maltese cross, a symbol once belonging to the Knights of Malta. It is now seen as a national symbol.

[Answer] 2. Which heavyweight boxer bit the tip of Evander Holyfield's ear off in a bout?

Step 1 : Introduction to the question "2. Which heavyweight boxer bit the tip of Evander Holyfield's ear off in a bout?"

...1. Roberto Duran 2. Lennox Lewis 3. Joe Frazier 4. Mike Tyson The bout was Holyfield-Tyson II. The first fight saw Holyfield TKO Tyson in the 11th round. Their second fight is when 'Iron Mike' had an urge for chicken. With referee Mills Lane between the ropes, he disqualified Tyson after Mike's second attempt to bite Holyfield. The fight took place in June 1997.

[Ans] Which rock star famously bit the head off of a bat while performing on stage?

Step 1 : Introduction to the question "Which rock star famously bit the head off of a bat while performing on stage?"

Ozzy Osbourne rose to prominence during the 1970s as the lead vocalist of the heavy metal band Black Sabbath. Osbourne achieved infamy overnight after an incident on Jan. 20, 1982, in Des Moines, Iowa. During the height of his drug problem, Osbourne was performing when an audience member threw a bat onstage. The singer, believing it was rubber, bit its head off, only to find out the bat was real and alive. According to Osbourne, the bat was not only alive but managed to bite him, resulting in Osbourne being treated for rabies.

[Answer] Which rock star famously bit the head off of a bat while performing on stage?

Step 1 : Introduction to the question "Which rock star famously bit the head off of a bat while performing on stage?"

...Ozzy Osbourne rose to prominence during the 1970s as the lead vocalist of the heavy metal band Black Sabbath. Osbourne achieved infamy overnight after an incident on Jan. 20, 1982, in Des Moines, Iowa. During the height of his drug problem, Osbourne was performing when an audience member threw a bat onstage. The singer, believing it was rubber, bit its head off, only to find out the bat was real and alive. According to Osbourne, the bat was not only alive but managed to bite him, resulting in Osbourne being treated for rabies.

[Answer] Deciding that I'd be rather good at DIY, I then bought a 'Carpenters' drill. The fine print was a bit of a 'mouthful', but what did it tell me, that sadly meant the drill didn't have the dual purpose I thought it would?

Step 1 : Introduction to the question "Deciding that I'd be rather good at DIY, I then bought a 'Carpenters' drill. The fine print was a bit of a 'mouthful', but what did it tell me, that sadly meant the drill didn't have the dual purpose I thought it would?"

...We all dislike visiting the dentist, but here is the proof that the dentist does indeed have the monopoly on all drilling of teeth. Sorry. For clarification, a 'Carpenter's' Drill is "An implement with cutting edges, or a pointed end, for boring holes in hard materials, usually by a rotating abrasion or repeated blow". I'll be honest, it DOES sound frighteningly similar to going to the dentist. Maybe they have a good point.

[Answer] A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon. This great strategist ended his career making some very bad decisions before being exiled. Who was he?

Step 1 : Introduction to the question "A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon. This great strategist ended his career making some very bad decisions before being exiled. Who was he?"

...Napoleon was born in Corsica, which had just been taken over by France. He rose to power in France and after a successful military career became a bit full of himself, and ignoring his own apt advice that "an army travels on its stomach" he attempted an invasion of Russia. The Russians, using the scorched earth policy left nothing in the wake of their retreat, so most of Napoleon's ill-equipped army died of starvation, exposure or disease. Arriving finally in Moscow, they found the city in flames and nothing to conquer. Both Russian and German composers commemorated his defeat in their music: Tschaikovski in the "1812 Overture" and Beethoven by erasing his dedication of the 3rd symphony to Napoleon and calling it instead the "Eroica". Later in 1813 Napoleon did not fare well in the disastrous and costly Battle of Leipzig (the Battle of Nations). In 1815 he met Wellington at Waterloo, where the British, aided by Prussian troops as well as contingents from the Netherlands and Hanover, defeated Napoleon in his final downfall. One of the theories of Napoleon's death is that he was poisoned by arsenic on St. Helena, his final place of exile.